Audio & Video Services
We have the space split into two main rooms. One for Audio, One for Video.
Each room is fully functional, so you won’t need to book both if you are
doing something like voice-over for video.
Music and Sound
Look. Everything is shifting in two different directions, hobby and prosumer at home, and convoluted ethernet and protocol wars in large spaces.
- We fill that empty space in the middle
- If you’re looking for a great SPACE
- Signal chain that’s worth your music
- Friendly people who’ll be fun and functional
- Really good rates because we’re all starving!
Video Services
You wouldn’t believe the story, but we used to focus primarily on audio, because for a long time manipulating video or film was an intense laborious process that was very expensive, and we preferred to just hang out and make music sound good. But then we got handed all the tools, for hardly nothing!
- Editing of any type of visual media to your exact specs
- Keying and Greenscreen, location shoots, flexible low risk sessions
- At least 2 masters of color correction as well as color palette recommendations
- Epic Video Dump service avaiable – your project delivered to 50+ accounts upon print
- Custom graphics and animation as well – we love corporate clients!
Restoration & Transfers
Do you have a big box of old magnetic tape ton those big spools but no idea how to listen to them? We have the machines! And the knowhow! And we also love preserving things that can actually get lost.
- Full inspection and proper baking and other physical rescue
- Multiple size and format tapes accepted, 2-track, 8-track, 24-track, 1/4″ 1/2″ 2″
- Literally the best analog to digital converters ever made
- Delivery in a way that works for you. We’ll still give you a CD if you want.
- This goes FAR beyond tape. Any audio that sounds bad, in any way, we’ll fix it
We do Rates “Per-Minute” now. It’s Better.
Music, Video, The Recording Industry, The Motion Picture Association, The Academy. The Motion Picture Engineering Group, Anyone involved in that horrible corporation known as Dolby… Everyone has just ruined everything. Picture making art in a studio the way you would enjoy a day at an amusement park. That’s all that’s left.
It is heartbreaking. But “studio-as-amusement-park” will be 5Lilac’s next BizOp.
Audio Mastering
- All
- The
- Analog
- Gear
- You can handle
Music Mixing
- Upholstery Cleaning
- Carpet Cleaning
- House Cleaning
- This is what you will do
- While I fix the flubbed parts
Studio Recording
- Practice. A lot.
- Come Fully Prepared.
- $2/min ticking
- When you walk in the door
- One take. Make it count!
What's Included
- Nothing. You get nothing.
- No food or drink allowed
- Three 1-minute breaks
How it Works
- Our engineer despises you
- You get yelled at a lot
- You don’t get “2nd takes”
What to Expect
- Pain and suffering
- A hatred for the creative process
- Mild to moderate electrocution
Work-Off Services
(Services you provide the studio if you can’t pay)
Outdoor Furniture
All Work and no Play makes me want to quit this business.
Window Cleaning
All Work and no Play makes me want to quit this business.
Trash Removal
All Work and no Play makes me want to quit this business.
Dish Washing
All Work and no Play makes me want to quit this business.
Laundry Services
All Work and no Play makes me want to quit this business.
Carpet Cleaning
All Work and no Play makes me want to quit this business.